[Get a maybe-significant-other Snake can make fun of, then they'll talk.]
We aren't actively engaging in sexual activity, if you truly think that's necessary to know. [Hear his annoyed little huff? It's been a few seconds, Aoi.] We made our feelings known to one another, and it went well. Are you satisfied?
Are you sure you want an answer? Sounds like satisfaction is a sore subject.
[Wow, Aoi is hilarious, right? Are you dying of laughter yet, Snake? Please don't murder this idiot. He is kind of happy that you guys worked out your shit.]
But that's probably for the best, otherwise I would've gone through all of that for nothin'.
[it's a good thing Snake can't see him ever, so he doesn't see Aoi turn red.]
You were right about the...um, the effect around the whole place. There's some shit in the air that makes everyone act weird. Don't go there by yourself...but if you're tryin' to get laid, you should take your boy to the springs.
[That's alright, he's smart enough to assume it might be happening. It might be evident in the amusement that finds its way into his tone.]
Oh? I can't say I imagined there would actually be a physical draw to it, but it's interesting if they use some concoction to do so... I have no unquenchable desire to lie with Junpei anytime soon, so perhaps you should take your own advice? Surely you found someone desirable there, if the place is so strange.
No, man, I can't just go pick up somebody there. The spring gets everyone sprung, and you can't tell if it's 'cause they actually like you or if it's something in the water. So even if someone really hot starts hitting on you, you can't...
[Ethics are kind of a gray area for the Kurashikis, but Aoi's not gonna take advantage of someone like that.]
It really fuckin' sucks, 'cause you could, like, like somebody and be really on board for whatever goes down, but in the back of your mind, you dunno how long they've been breathin' in weird fumes on lifeguard duty and if their weird tease-flirting is for real or just part of their contract and I can't go back there.
[Have fun with that run-on rant, Snake. Aoi's frustration is real, so suffer through his terrible grammar.]
But, like, you already know Junpei likes you, so if you guys go, it ain't gonna be a problem.
[It's fine, Snake speaks run-on rants about the world. He heaves a sigh, sitting back and running his hand through his hair.]
Listen, Aoi. I cannot give you advice for how to feel in such a place, because that is not and never will be my scene. But I will tell you if there is a certain person you had all of these doubts about, I would think on the fact there is no reason for them to be there other than seeking someone else. That is what people go there to do. And simply because they are aroused does not mean they lower their standards, so if you were below them, I believe they would make it known.
Regardless of whether or not you figure that out about this... obvious individual, you must stop projecting your frustrations on Junpei and I. We do not need to get laid. You might.
[Wrong on two counts, buddy. Aoi's pretty sure Snake and Junpei hella need to get laid. And there's more to the mystery hottie at the springs situation, even if some of what Snake's laying down sounds like decent logic.]
Fine, you don't wanna go, you don't gotta. You guys can wait til marriage or whatever. But don't fuckin' tell me what to do. I'm not gonna hit on people when they're working. That's a douche move.
[Yeah, he needs to get laid, because talking about his lack of a sex life is getting him way too testy.]
It's almost as if being told what to do with your sex life is uncalled for. Hm.
[And it's getting Snake testy for opposite reasons. This is heading down a fun road.]
I believe the solution is to hit on them when they aren't at work, if that makes you so uncomfortable. Finding common ground that isn't how much someone needs to have sex is fairly easy, so perhaps it might work well for you. Even if it apparently isn't easy for you.
Why are you even giving me sex advice? Are you incapable of not being a know-it-all every second of the goddamn day?
[Both of them could just shut up, but two stubborn assholes is kind of a fatal combination. Besides, yelling about this is basically the only option Aoi's got for venting his frustrations at the moment.]
Look, it's not that simple. Finding people with shared life experiences is kinda hard when half your life has been fuckin' nonary bullshit. This guy kinda gets it, and I don't wanna fuck everything up just 'cause I haven't gotten laid in a while!
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[Hey, he did what Snake asked, isn't that enough? What's a few insults of maybe-significant-others between sort-of friends?]
Wait, what? Are you sayin'...you guys are boning now?
[Excuse him while he throws up a little in his mouth.]
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We aren't actively engaging in sexual activity, if you truly think that's necessary to know. [Hear his annoyed little huff? It's been a few seconds, Aoi.] We made our feelings known to one another, and it went well. Are you satisfied?
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[Wow, Aoi is hilarious, right? Are you dying of laughter yet, Snake?
Please don't murder this idiot. He is kind of happy that you guys worked out your shit.]But that's probably for the best, otherwise I would've gone through all of that for nothin'.
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Satisfaction will be a sore something for one of us later. I believe what's more important is what you went through.
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You were right about the...um, the effect around the whole place. There's some shit in the air that makes everyone act weird. Don't go there by yourself...but if you're tryin' to get laid, you should take your boy to the springs.
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Oh? I can't say I imagined there would actually be a physical draw to it, but it's interesting if they use some concoction to do so... I have no unquenchable desire to lie with Junpei anytime soon, so perhaps you should take your own advice? Surely you found someone desirable there, if the place is so strange.
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[Ethics are kind of a gray area for the Kurashikis, but Aoi's not gonna take advantage of someone like that.]
It really fuckin' sucks, 'cause you could, like, like somebody and be really on board for whatever goes down, but in the back of your mind, you dunno how long they've been breathin' in weird fumes on lifeguard duty and if their weird tease-flirting is for real or just part of their contract and I can't go back there.
[Have fun with that run-on rant, Snake. Aoi's frustration is real, so suffer through his terrible grammar.]
But, like, you already know Junpei likes you, so if you guys go, it ain't gonna be a problem.
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Listen, Aoi. I cannot give you advice for how to feel in such a place, because that is not and never will be my scene. But I will tell you if there is a certain person you had all of these doubts about, I would think on the fact there is no reason for them to be there other than seeking someone else. That is what people go there to do. And simply because they are aroused does not mean they lower their standards, so if you were below them, I believe they would make it known.
Regardless of whether or not you figure that out about this... obvious individual, you must stop projecting your frustrations on Junpei and I. We do not need to get laid. You might.
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[Wrong on two counts, buddy. Aoi's pretty sure Snake and Junpei hella need to get laid. And there's more to the mystery hottie at the springs situation, even if some of what Snake's laying down sounds like decent logic.]
Fine, you don't wanna go, you don't gotta. You guys can wait til marriage or whatever. But don't fuckin' tell me what to do. I'm not gonna hit on people when they're working. That's a douche move.
[Yeah, he needs to get laid, because talking about his lack of a sex life is getting him way too testy.]
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[And it's getting Snake testy for opposite reasons. This is heading down a fun road.]
I believe the solution is to hit on them when they aren't at work, if that makes you so uncomfortable. Finding common ground that isn't how much someone needs to have sex is fairly easy, so perhaps it might work well for you. Even if it apparently isn't easy for you.
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[Both of them could just shut up, but two stubborn assholes is kind of a fatal combination. Besides, yelling about this is basically the only option Aoi's got for venting his frustrations at the moment.]
Look, it's not that simple. Finding people with shared life experiences is kinda hard when half your life has been fuckin' nonary bullshit. This guy kinda gets it, and I don't wanna fuck everything up just 'cause I haven't gotten laid in a while!